you know why ALL martians are male?
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cause men are from MARS and women are from Venus. ;D






HELLO SLAVES OF EDUCATION.


today has been a TORTUROUS day for me. i got up late. AT 7AM. school starts at 7.25am. miraculously, I WAS NOT LATE! stuffed my contacts into my eye with a record time of.... FIVE MINUTES! i am a living testimony to this miracle witnessed and experienced by YOURS TRULY. ;D



why do i call you readers SLAVES OF EDUCATION? well, cause you guys are mostly teenagers. [i cant imagine an LKK reading my blog. it's just too weird] &what do teenagers do everyday? SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF EDUCATION. i'm one of them. and why do we suffer? TO BE SUCCESSFUL. &then after we are successful? WE DIE. then get reincarnated, or live eternally with god whichever religion you are. so seriously, WHAT'S THE GODDAMN POINT? i've been asking this question since primary 2. when i contemplated suicide, yes, i know. SUICIDE. cause my teacher was so scary and so was my mother and every other grown up in the world. blame my lack of guts that i'm still alive and kicking. so this paragraph was typed in a fit of annoyance, frustration and with a dose of headache. so ignore my delirious ranting and STUDY HARD.



"I'M SO GOING TO SWENSENS" says little dirty boy with clean sparkly car in the background.
i dont get this ad. never did, never will. unless some one tells me what it's supposed to mean lah.




i pity ms laura lim sometimes during e. lit there she is with 40+ students who behave like monkeys, i admit i'm one OCCASIONALLY trying to get us to achieve fantabulous results for O level and instead of reciprocating her efforts, we are there acting like, well, monkeys. THUS, i shall be a good girl and complete her lit assignment. ;D


i cant stand boys who cackle like hyenas/howler monkeys whose call can be heard a few kilometres away.





gotta go!
going
going
GONE.